Top 10 reasons to send flowers
1) Flowers are non-toxic and bio-degradable.
2) Flowers don't require batteries or complicated assembly.
3) Flowers are non-fattening. Weight Watchers says you can have all you want.
4) Flowers are fresh...fine wine was probably made before you were born.
5) Psychiatrists agree receiving flowers leads to less stress.
6) Holding flowers gives you something to do with your hands during awkward moments.
7) You don't have to be 21 to buy flowers.
8) Great flowers come in all price ranges.
9) Giving flowers is considerably cheaper than marriage counselors. (We Sell Wife Insurance!)
10) Because one should never skimp on luxuries!!